Literální achievementy

26. července 2012 v 6:42 | Happy |  Ostatní
Na internetu jsem našel pár literálních achievementů, co mě fakt pobavily, pár jich sem dám. (Pokud chcete všechny, tak je sem klidně dám, ale je to docela overkill) Zrovna jsem v jednom týdnu dočetl Osamu Dazai i Koji Suzukiho, teď jdu na Ruži pro Algernon (Keyes), Hlavu 22 (Heller), Na západní frontě klid (Remarque) a Hordubala (Čapka). Spolu s VN to je docela reading streak.

  • The Grand: Finish a book that is over 1000 pages long.
  • Speeding Ticket: Read War & Peace in less than a month.
  • Masochist: read any Joyce book without using notes.
  • High Seas: Read Heart of Darkness, Moby-Dick, and Robinson Crusoe.
  • Brilliance and Banality: Read 3 works by Jane Austen
  • Austenite: Read at least three Jane Austens and realize by the end of the third that they're all the same book.
  • On the Marquis Tip: Read 120 Days of Sodom without masturbating. (Well, shit)
  • Nobel Whore: Read at least one book by every Nobel Prize in Literature winner.
  • Is This All They'll Publish These Days?: Read 3 books in a row that involve childhood sexual abuse.
  • Hobby Confused: Read three or more novels based off of a popular video game. (Tohle je taky docela mizerný achievement, ale ten zrovna splňuji až nechutně moc)
  • From Russia With Love: Read one by each of by the following: Tolstoy, Pushkin, Gogol, Chekov, Bulgakov, Dostoyevsky, Ivanov, Lermontov, Nabokov, Solzhenitsyn
  • The Hivemind: Read more than 5 books at the same time.
  • Yeah, Infinite Jest was pretty great: Pretend to have read a book that you haven't read.
  • The Whole Bard and Nothing But The Bard: Read and seen (in a theatre) the complete works of Shakespeare. (the fuck)
  • Weeaboo: Read fifteen novels written by Japanese authors. (Hahaha... ._.)
  • Love is my Craft: Read the Complete Works of H.P. Lovecraft
  • Hipster: Read books written by Easton Ellis, Murakami and Vonnegut
  • Never Doing That Again: Lend a book. The borrower never returns it.
  • I hope no one notices this: Spill a drink on a book you borrowed and return it without mentioning anything.
  • That Motherfucker: Have a friend return a book to you that is stained. (Tyhle dva se krásně doplňují)
  • Celluloid Freak: Every time you watch a film you read the book it was based on if there is one, and viceversa. (To mi připomíná, že chci číst "Milý Johne"..)
  • Cogito Eco Sum: Read "The Name of The Rose", "Foucaults Pendulum", "Baudolino" as well as one academic work of Umberto Eco.
  • The Library of Babel: You've bought a book in a foreign language, even though you can't read it. (Fuck)
Snad vás taky pobaví.
 

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